17 mai 2006

Tout comme Curieuse!

Je suis les pas de Curieuse et je vous post un grand classique : "La politique expliquée aux enfants" .... en même temps cette blague fais écho au dernier post de Imperator!

Petit Claude rentre de l’école et demande à son père :
- « Papa je dois faire un devoir sur la politique et expliquer le fonctionnement de notre gouvernement, peux-tu m’expliquer ? »
- « Rien de plus facile » répond le père, « Il suffit de comparer le gouvernement et notre société à notre famille. Tu vois, moi je ramène de l’argent : je suis le capitaliste. Ta mère gère notre famille et fait les dépenses : elle est le gouvernement. La femme de ménage, qui travaille pour nous, est : la classe ouvrière, toi tu es le peuple, ton petit frère Hector est la génération future. As-tu compris ? »
- « Oui, je pense » répondit petit Claude.

Dans la nuit, petit Claude est réveillé par Hector qui pleure. Il se lève et va voir son petit frère qui a besoin que l’on change sa couche qui dégage une forte odeur ! Il se rend dans la chambre de ses parents et tente de réveiller sa maman qui dort profondément. Voulant réveiller son Papa, il constate qu’il n’est pas dans le lit avec sa maman. Il le cherche et le trouve dans le lit de la bonne avec celle-ci. Entre-temps Hector fatigué s’est rendormi. Petit Claude se recouche.

Le lendemain, au petit déjeuner petit Claude dit à son père
- « Tu sais Papa j’ai tout compris de la politique ! »
- « Ah oui et qu’as-tu compris ? » Demande son Papa
- « C’est simple, j’ai compris que le capitalisme baise la classe ouvrière pendant que le gouvernement roupille, restant sourd aux appels du peuple et laissant la future génération dans la merde.»

Enfin, voilà, allez have a nice day et Enjoy :)

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